Question

Why Are You Buying All These Tickets?
Why Are You Buying All These Tickets?
A small man wants to see a film, so he comes to a cinema. He buys a ticket and goes in. But after two or three minutes he comes out, buys a second ticket and goes in again.
After a few minutes he comes out again and buys a third ticket. Two or three minutes after that he comes out again and buys the fourth ticket.
But the girl says to him, "Why are you buying all these tickets?"
"No, I'm not doing that," the small man says, "But a big woman always stops me at the door and tears (撕開) my ticket up."

1. 1.
   The small man goes to a cinema to watch a ________.
2. 2.
   The man buys _________ tickets.
3. 3.
   He comes out to buy ticket after two or three ________.
4. 4.
   A woman at the gate always makes him ________ and tears his ticket up.
5. 5.
   From the passage, we know that the man is not _________.

Answer 1

1. film
2. four
3. minutes
4. stop
5. clever
這是一則幽默，告訴我們主人公在看電影的滑稽表現。